Friday, June 1, 2012

The McFixie: Or, the Kent Thruster Review

About 8 weeks ago I broke down and bought the bike I said I would never buy. I wanted it. It was interesting. It is fugly and overall NOT a crap bike.

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“Why did you buy this?”

It was on sale. I fell for it.

After half an hour of talking to the “Toy Manager” she called in the assistant store manager who could not understand why I wanted to take the wheels off to transport it home.

“Because it won’t fit in the trunk of the car, that’s why. What does it matter?”

He then had to call the store manager, at home, to find out if it was OK for me to disassemble the bike in the store for easier transport. Cluster-F city. It took an hour from entry to the store to me going through self check-out with my bike and two ponies.

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I brought the bike home and immediately set it up as a fixed gear. A few laps around the driveway and I discovered the brakes rub. Primarily the rear brakes. The handlebars were rotated 180 degrees from where they should be. A lot more of the parts are plastic than the photo on the Wal-Mart website led me to believe. I brought the bike in my shop to give it a quick once over. Eight hours later I felt somewhat comfortable riding it.

The following item is not recommended or even considered safe, it was just for my own amusement.

I removed all safety features: reflectors, chain guard, bash ring. They were all plastic and going to eventually break. (Side note: I don’t ride this bike after dark and if I plan to, I have a full set of lights for it). Don’t try this at home unless you fully understand what the hell you are doing.

The rear brake was bent causing it to drag. It was bent bad enough that I didn’t even consider trying to bend it back. I took it off and threw it in the scrap parts pile.

The wheels shown on the Wal-Mart website have machined braking surfaces. Mine are painted and severely limit the braking efforts. Either way, the red&yellow/yellow&red combo got swapped around and is now yellow on yellow and red on red. Much more pleasing.

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[Ignore the water hose. I didn’t feel like moving it and it kind of matches the photo.]

Staying with the wheels I’ll mention this: my rear wheel is slightly out of round. Not enough to notice while riding but if you give it a spin on the stand it develops a nice hop. I’ll bring my mechanic a sixer of something beer-like and we’ll fix this problem.

The drivetrain is squiffy at best, but for all practical purposes as a “my first fixie” it’s not that bad. The pedals are plastic yet shown as metal on the Wal-Mart website. Standard sized bottom bracket with what feels like the shortest cranks they felt like including. Chain ring is a non standard type and cannot be changed. The flip-flop hub included both a fixed cog with lock ring and a freewheel of the same tooth count. No chain tugs makes getting the chain tension difficult.

The frame feels like it could be cast iron but we’ll just say steel. It’s freaking heavy for no bigger than it is. No bottle cage bosses even though they are shown on the website. Only available in one size, feels like a 52cm. Old school 1” threaded headset instead of 1 1/8” like the current standard. The seat is meh at best and the grips are hellish.

The Kent Thruster “fixie” normally sells for $99.99 but due to some scrapes and scratches mine was discounted to $69.99. Honestly it is NOT as bad as I make it out to be. Don’t expect to get what’s pictured on the website. Do expect their “free assembly” to be bad and to require a few hours of slowly going over for mistakes. For a big-box-store brand bicycle shaped object, I would rather have this bike than one of the many 26” full suspension turds. Yes, it’s too small for me (I’m ~6’1” and 200lbs) but that does not make it any less fun to ride. Now that I have “My First Fixie” out of the way it’s time to start shopping for a more permanent addition to my bike stable.

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[You can see the $30 discount scratch on the right side of the handlebars. ]

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[Rode it to work, a grand five miles each way. It bordered on masochistic but has started to grow on me.]

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[Occasionally I take a decent picture of myself. This is not one of them.]

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Top 10 Tuesday

Time again for some top 10 lists. I’ve been working a lot further from home lately, about a 10 mile commute each way. Gets me an extra two hours a day on the bike. Now If I can get a 32 gig card for my phone to have all my favorite tracks in one place. Spotify has been keeping my ears happy and Last.fm keeping track of crunching the numbers. On to the list.

Top 10 Artists

  1. The Joy Formidable
  2. Joe Christmas
  3. Kylesa
  4. American Football
  5. Girl Talk
  6. Green Day
  7. The Promise Ring
  8. Primus
  9. Incubus
  10. Faith No More

Top 10 Tracks

  1. The Joy FormidableCradle
  2. The Joy FormidableAustere
  3. The Joy FormidableThe Greatest Light Is the Greatest Shade
  4. The Joy FormidableWhirring
  5. The Joy FormidableI Don't Want to See You Like This
  6. The Joy FormidableBuoy
  7. The Joy FormidableThe Magnifying Glass
  8. The Joy FormidableA Heavy Abacus
  9. The Joy FormidableLlaw = Wall
  10. American FootballNever Meant

Some might say that tracks list is a bit obsessive. Some have never listened to The Joy Formidable.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Weird Bike Monday

Screw it. I’m posting when ever. I can’t keep a schedule so here’s some poor misguided bikes.

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Balls. What the hell happened here? It really looks like it wants to be a mountain bike when it grows up, or maybe a T-Rex. That short stem and radial laced 650 looks twitchy.

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Another funny bike. I’m fairly sure I have not seen a bicycle drag race yet. That thing is the exact steering opposite of the one above it. It must steer like a slug.

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I wouldn’t normally rag on a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever bike but 101 damnations son. You locked it up with a cable lock and left the U-lock hanging on the bars. Nice lockjob.

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I seriously hope this was done just for the picture. This is troll food.

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Hope you liked your retinas. Holy fuck, the went out of their way to do the pink/purple color matching on this one and then went out of their way to photograph it on a red background to maximize the color clash.

And on that note, I’m out.

Friday, October 21, 2011

To err is human… (Bikez and Top 10)

To really screw up you need a computer. If that was really the case I would be so un human and completely not screwing up anything. A job change, turning my 3.5 mile commute into 10+ has screwed things up. My posting schedule got screwed in the process. The computer I was using got screwed in the process. My calendar with ideas got completely lost. Everything is in my phone now, so as long as I don’t lose my phone I’ll be ok. Even if I do lose my phone, it’s an Android and everything is in my G+/mail/gcal accounts. Now, for some reason, all the blogs I had scheduled and ready to post in my blogger queue either didn’t post on time (or at all) or went away.

I’ve been trying to get the GT setup for winter use because it’s fitted with the fat tires. Seems like the bottom bracket is crapping out on me. I really want to get the crankset swapped for the ones on my BMX so it’s a single chainwheel setup. I got a Surly Singulator, but I’m seriously considering putting it on the Peugeot. All my bikes are a mess of parts that barely work at the moment.

I’ll quit yapping and make with goofball pictures of bikes and top 10 lists.

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Dirt frame, road wheels, and what the hell are those handlebars? It’s like someone mounted a thighmaster on there.

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Technicolor hurl. It’s almost like the unholy union of the Walmart Fixie and a Rainbow Brite doll.

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I almost wanted to like this one. Then I saw the brake lever. On the seat tube. For just pennies a day you could rescue this bike from its owner. Sell that aerojoke to some unsuspecting hipster, maybe even the OWS Hipster Cop. Move the brakes to the front, spoke cards to the trash or photo album. And a proper fitting. Whoever owns this bike is too damn tall for it.

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Awww shit son. Kill it with fire.

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Oh, the what this is done i even. The Cervelo can live. Kill this one with fire. Just everything.

Top 10 List

Artists

  1. The Joy Formidable
  2. Silversun Pickups
  3. Saves The Day
  4. Alcian Blue
  5. Baroness
  6. Primus
  7. Parry Grip
  8. High On Fire
  9. Girl Talk
  10. Asobi Seksu

Songs

  1. The Joy Formidable – Cradle
  2. The Joy Formidable – Austere
  3. Parry Gripp – Doctor Who
  4. Saves The Day – Through Being Cool
  5. Grateful Dead – Touch Of Grey (played it once and it worked into my playlist every damn day)
  6. Alan Parsons Project – Sirius/Eye In The Sky (Live)
  7. NWA  - Straight Outta Compton
  8. The Joy Formidable – The Greatest Light Is The Greatest Shade
  9. The Joy Formidable – Whirring (Live)
  10. The Joy Formidable – Llaw = Wall (Live at Koko)

And I’m out.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Top 10 Tuesday

Here are my top 10 tracks for the week according to last.fm.

  1. NOFX – Don’t Call Me White
  2. The Get Up Kids – Alec Eiffel
  3. Explosions In The Sky – Your Hand In Mine
  4. MXPX – Do Your Feet Hurt (Life In General Album Version)
  5. MXPX – Chick Magnet (Live In General Album Version)
  6. Braid – The Right Time
  7. Braid – Do Over
  8. Braid – You Are The Reason
  9. Braid – Universe Or Worse
  10. Samiam – Demon

And the Top 10 Artists…

  1. MXPX
  2. Explosions In The Sky
  3. Alkaline Trio
  4. Descendents
  5. Grammatrain
  6. Samiam
  7. NOFX
  8. Braid
  9. Skillet
  10. The Alan Parsons Project

Sunday, September 25, 2011

The Broken Spoke and Sunday Rainout :(

Ever since the weather started cooling off I’ve been trying to get out for rides of longer time or distance. My big plans for this weekend were 10 miles on Friday night, 20ish on Saturday and another 10 to 15 on Sunday. I almost got in my 10 on Friday and then *ping!*

I should have known better but I set out Friday evening on my ride with a 25+ pound pack on my back. At the first set of railroad tracks I took it easy. The second set were fairly level and even. I forgot about how bad the third set was. I hit it at about 17mph and *ping,* wobwobwob*rub*wobwobwob*rub.*

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Weird Bike Wednesday

Sorry guys, I screwed the pooch on that last Weird Wednesday. I’m going to give you a double dose today. I’ve been trawling the net for the worst bikes.

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The “rebar” bike. It’s durable, unattractive to thieves and weighs a metric fark tonne. Seriously, why even bother with the lock. No one is going to steal this…unless you have somehow passed it off as art of value. Kidding aside, they made a fucking bike out of rebar. It’s actually kinda cool but still ugly as hell.

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Why even bother. What are those, 16” maybe 20” wheels. It’s as tall as it is long. If you try to ride downhill in that configuration you are just as likely to go over the handlebars as you are to fall over. NEXT!

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Tite Gapz. Dat seatpost. Dem bars. Dat step through frame. This is one seriously tall chick, delivering messages through the tightest traffic. I might see a light on the fork, but it’s red and those go on the back, where there appears to be another light, of the white persuasion, that goes on the front. Stupid hipsters.

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What’s that, I laugh/I lose? Bumble Bee reporting for duty! More like dookie. Full suspension, shock absorbing seatpost, a rear mud guard, spd pedals, disc brake on the rear and a Spinergy road wheel. Looks like a 48 spoke rear, but it’s still got road tires. This bike was bred for playing in the dirt and then someone chopped off its feet and put it in a hovaround. And I just noticed the BALD EAGLE STICKERS FREAKING EVERYWHERE!!!

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Torker, riser stem, zipp and no front wheel. I can’t see it, can you? It’s a camo aerojoke. For all your urban hipster hunting excursions.

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I’ve really started to like this style of frame lately. The Leader 725 and the Cinelli Vigorelli specifically. Sad bars are sad. Those skinny, chopped bars just look droopy and sad. Radial lacing is fine on the front but the spokey dokies? And that seat. We’ve got like four or five shades of pink going on here.

Alrighty, back to making fun of people’s pride and joy in just a very few days. I set a reminder in my phone to not screw it up this next time.